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The Official Ryu Hayabusa Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about Ryu Hayabusa, a REAL NINJA. This site is awesome. My name is Dante Sparda and I can't stop thinking about Ryu Hayabusa. He is so cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Ryu Hayabusa is a mammal.
2. Ryu Hayabusa fights ALL the time.
3. The purpose of Ryu Hayabusa is to flip out and kill things.
Weapons and gear:
Dragon Sword Phantom Doubles
Shinobi Outfit
Testimonial:
Ryu Hayabusa could kill anyone he wants! Ryu Hayabusa cuts off heads ALL the time and he doesn't even think twice about it. This guy is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time. I heard this one time Ryu Hayabusa was on a mission killing evil ninjas. When some Samurai fiend guy from a Holy Demonic Empire killed Ryu's village and stole a sword, Ryu Hayabusa totally flipped out killed the whole Empire and their Giant Holy God!!! My friend Trish said that she saw Ryu Hayabusa totally Izuna Drop some God of War just because the Spartan opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Ryu Hayabusa has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Ryu Hayabusa is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. He is totally awesome and that's a fact. Ryu Hayabusa is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start Ninja Class next year. I love Ryu Hayabusa with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Ryu Hayabusa?
A: Ryu Hayabusa is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he doesn't give a crap, but on the other hand, he is very careful and precise.
Q: I heard that Ryu Hayabusa is always cruel or mean. What's his problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Ryu Hayabusa can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What does Ryu Hayabusa do when he's not cutting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of his free time is spent flying, but sometime he stabs. (Ask my brother Virgil if you don't believe me.)
This is an awesome picture of me showing off.
I'm too sexy for my shirt, which is braggable.
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